Breakfast with the Exes

The smoke alarm went off. The eggs turned into charcoal. Champagne spilled everywhere. Someone yelled, “BRO, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MYSTERIOUS, NOT MESSY.” They all froze when they heard keys at the door. She walked in, saw the disaster, and said: “I left ONE of you. I didn’t expect to lose ALL of you at once.” The X‑Boys panicked, grabbed their fur coats, and ran out like raccoons escaping a trash can. #Barbie #Ken(Barbie) #Barbie