Cracking the Big Brown Box

I shoved my whole plush belly right into the taped seam of a giant brown box sitting in the hallway. Heh-heh-hurrgh! One flap was stubborn... very stubborn! I dug my stubby hands into the cardboard edge and heaved backward with all my weight. SKRRR-CH! The tape ripped wide open! I squeezed right through the dusty crack. Inside? A giant nest of crinkly brown paper and... gasp! Bubble wrap! Clear, shiny pockets of air! I stomped one foot down hard—SNAP-POP! A tiny explosion right under my toes! Heh-heh-heh! I flopped into the crinkly paper, clutching a long popped ribbon like a royal sash.