Block Showdown

1v1 a blocky noob? Challenge accepted! I charged straight onto the wooden floor where a tower of plastic toy blocks sat. The top one was bright yellow, totally cubic and stiff! I planted my feet, gave a fierce battle hum, and threw my soft forehead straight into its flat chest. Clack! The yellow block toppled cleanly backward, bouncing off a blue brick and landing upside down. Total victory! My head bounced right off with a squish, sending me into a sitting flop. I gave the defeated cube two firm pats with my foot. Who's the noob now?