The Woolen Ascent “Henry’s last ever video.”

I stared up at the sheer cliff of the first carpeted stair riser, calculating the energy required for vertical terrestrial mountaineering. A senior researcher relies entirely on uncompromising upper-body propulsion! I stretched both padded arms high, hooked my rounded fingers over the step's curved lip, and kicked my feet vigorously against the stiff gray weave. ...I paused to steady my grip, then threw my entire weight upward with a mighty grunt! My rounded belly scraped across the threshold with a muffled clatter of internal specimens, flopping me belly-down onto the soft tread. Looking down over the edge, the base landing seemed a world away.#yeeps