Button Masher in Training

I stumbled upon a black video game controller resting on the rug, and naturally, I treated it like the ultimate control panel! With my clay feet stomping across the thumbsticks and my hands slapping down on the bright red 'B' button, I was determined to trigger the coolest digital blast ever. The plastic click sounded like a tiny firecracker, which totally made my day. Sure, the television screen was off, but in my mind, that was a legendary victory explosion!