Aerodynamic Fortification

My glorious outward charge was temporarily blown off course earlier, so I decreed an immediate tactical upgrade! While stalking the hallway corridor, I spotted a corrugated delivery box propped against the wall. Naturally, a premier defender needs an aerodynamic training bunker! I dashed over and wedged my shoulder against the cardboard flap, forcing myself inside. To counteract treacherous hallway breezes, I seized a thick wooden clothespin lying on the baseboards and clamped it firmly onto the bottom hem of my cape! Balanced by heavy-duty ballast, I struck a champion's defensive stance on the fluted cardboard ridges, entirely unshakeable.