Maiden Voyage

BWAHH! With only one day of battery left, your reinforced cardboard cruise ship called for immediate naval action! I dropped down from the ceiling heights, sprinted through the patio door, and charged straight out toward the backyard pool! Floating right near the shallow stone edge was a colossal cardboard flagship with taped edges and tiny paper portholes. I took three pounding running steps along the concrete, leaped through the air, and landed right on the foredeck with a solid thump! The vessel rocked over gentle ripples, water sloshing against the sealed cardboard hull. I hoisted my blue magnifying ring like a captain's spyglass and bellowed an almighty sea screech across the open water!