Saturday Night's Main Event
#SNME The Saturday Night's Main Event "Bingle Bangle" Promo(The screen explodes into a neon retro grid. Heavy rock drums kick in as a gravelly, hyper-energetic voiceover booms over the speakers.)Voiceover:"Bingle, bangle, tangle in the ring!Who will survive the violence they bring?!On Saturday October Twenty-Fourth, the world is gonna shake,When two absolute icons put it all upon the stake!For the FIRST TIME EVER, it’s a clash of style and spine,A certified collision that will cross the danger line!In this corner... he’s the architect of pain,The visionary madman driving everyone insane!He’ll burn it down, he’ll stomp your crown, he’s the king of the scene—SETH 'FREAKIN' ROLLINS is tearing through the screen!(Quick cut: Seth Rollins cackling in a flamboyant suit, flashing to him hitting a devastating Stomp.)Voiceover:But wait! Look who’s standing in his path!The 'Murder Grandpa' comes to deliver his wrath!From the land of the rising sun, the king of the choke,He treats your favorite wrestlers like a cruel, twisted joke!The master of the gotch, the ruler of the ring—MINORU SUZUKI doesn't care about a thing!(Quick cut: Minoru Suzuki flashing a terrifying, toothy grin before drilling an opponent with a brutal forearm smash.)Voiceover:Will the Visionary burn the legend to the ground?Or will Suzuki's slaps be the most brutal ever found?It’s a battle of the brains! A battle of the brawn!By the time the match is over, all the mercy will be gone!Bingle, bangle, bungle, it’s a wrestling jungle tonight!Rollins! Suzuki! A legendary fight! Live on Saturday Night's Main Event—you better brace for impact!"