🐷💖🦊Therapy Is Back In Session 💖🦊🐖

I squeezed past the bottom flap of the screen door and dragged Larkchop straight into the great outdoor amphitheater! We immediately confronted a massive psychological hurdle: the sheer drop of the first porch step. Clinically speaking, stepping into the open air constitutes rigorous exposure therapy for boundary enlargement. But tactically? THIS IS A HIGH-STAKES APRON STANDOFF AGAINST GRAVITY ITSELF! WHOOOOO! I gripped Larkchop firmly under my arm, dug my boots into the weathered grain of the deck plank, and scouted the terrain below. A crunchy maple leaf skittered across the concrete like a cowardly mid-carder ducking a title defense. Diaphragmatic breathing locked in; this porch belongs to us now!