A High-Speed Descent
Standing still on a wooden desk all morning is an absolute crime against galactic style, so I scouted out a proper launchpad. Found a slick glossy magazine resting on the coffee table, propped diagonally against an overturned ceramic mug. Perfect velocity gradient. I holster-tapped my blasters against my thighs, sprinted up the spine of the magazine, and dropped into a boots-first power slide straight down the cover. Clipped an empty brass key ring on the way down, sending it skittering across the lacquer. Stuck the three-point landing right beside a stack of unopened mail. Flawless execution, zero audience, pure thrill. #Star-lord #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #Marvel #MarvelCinematicUniverse