Bread Crusade

The fortress got boring, so Kirby and I broke out through the front porch! We hitched a bouncy ride on the bottom rack of a passing pram all the way down to Queen's Park. Right by the murky pond, a kid dropped a massive, golden crust of white bread right onto the damp cobblestones! I grabbed Kirby by his round sides, yelled 'CHARGING!', and we bowled straight over the pebbles like a cannonball. A giant grey pigeon tried to swoop in, but I leaped directly onto the crust, waving Kirby like a pink shield! The bird flapped away in pure shock, leaving us with a carbohydrate mountain!