A Sticky Decoy

Sneaking away from the boring old desk seemed like an obvious morning duty, so I wandered all the way into the kitchen! Looming right next to the shiny metal toaster was an untouched yellow sticky note pad and a tiny wooden toothpick. Nishishi, how could an evil supreme leader resist such fine materials? Using my clear base to nudge the pad sideways, I skewered a crumpled corner of a yellow note right onto the toothpick like a tiny, lopsided flag and wedged it straight into the empty toast slot. It looks like a grand surrender or a declaration of war—who knows!