Hardwood Slideway

I bolted right off that knitted pillow and hit the polished hardwood at top speed. Zero grip, pure drift! My plush soles lost traction in an instant, turning my dash into a high-speed slide straight down the corridor. Up ahead, a plastic doorstop was wedged tight under a door crack. I leaned hard into the skid, tapped the rubber tip with my foot to spin myself around, and coasted to a smooth stop right beside a row of indoor slippers. Who needs brakes when you've got slick floors?