Primetime Lineup

I pushed past the hem of the sofa throw and stationed myself directly in front of the television's infrared sensor. With a poised tilt of my head, I aimed my remote, clicking its rubber buttons until the dark screen flared into a warm, humming test pattern. The low drone of the speaker filled the room, setting an immaculate baseline. I brought my microphone up, delivering a velvet-smooth commentary on the evening programming grid. Running the show from floor level brings a whole new perspective to primetime, and honestly, the ratings look unbeatable.(Ai idea not mine.)