Tactical Napkin Glider

I grabbed a large brown paper carryout napkin and folded the corners down using my red-tipped drumstick to make a wide triangular glider! Standing proud on the edge of the smooth booth table, I gripped the paper fuselage tight with both hands and prepared for a legendary launch toward the condiment zone. I took two running waddles and leaped into the air with a heroic battle squeak! Flump-flutter! Instead of soaring across the dining room, the paper caught a tiny breeze, flipped completely upside down, and gently parachuted me right down into an empty clean red plastic tray below with a soft thwack. 10 out of 10 glider test, pilot safe and laughing!