junior comes to live Kickball Champion

Staying inside was getting boring, so I squeezed right through the crack in the screen door out onto the patio. Right in the middle of the grass was a giant red rubber kickball just waiting for me. I charged down the wooden deck steps and threw my entire body into a flying kick. THWACK! The ball blasted across the yard, smacked hard against a plastic lawn chair, and bounced straight into the flowerbed. My plush foot is buzzing from the impact, but that was an unstoppable power shot!