Conquest of the Parchment Citadel

Surveying my wooden domain was simply not grand enough, so I marched upon a towering leather-bound tome lying open near the lamp. Scaling its spine demanded immense willpower, but I vaulted onto the thick pages without flaw! A sprawling atlas of ancient star charts lay beneath my feet. I immediately seized a polished bronze paperclip, planting it dead center into the constellation map like a triumphant battle standard. Gaze upon my new strategic command post! The shadows lengthen, yet my empire of paper and polished mahogany expands! A glorious perch to plot my inevitable dominion over the remaining shelves.