The Perfect Ring Hat

A smooth wooden ring was resting right against a canvas sneaker! It looked so dignified sitting there, practically begging to be worn! I gave it a gentle nudge with my forehead until it tipped, then wiggled right under until it settled neatly onto my crown. Look at me! I rolled forward across the floorboards with tiny, careful nudges. It wobbled left, tipped right, but stayed perfectly balanced all the way to the woven doormat! Now I truly look like an explorer ready to take on the outdoors!