Bathtub Alpine Run

The empty porcelain bathtub yawned beneath the dim bathroom light like a colossal, steep white canyon. Clambering onto the cold ceramic rim, I dragged an overturned plastic soap dish beneath my plush feet, lining it up with the steepest descent. Breathless calculation... three, two, PUSH! I shoved off, surfing down the slick porcelain precipice at breakneck toy speed. The dish skittered and banked along the curved wall before screeching to a smooth halt right beside the shiny chrome drain. I stood upright, throwing both paws skyward in absolute triumph over the ultimate household alpine run!