The Big Springy Ride

I spotted a giant red wooden chicken mounted on a fat steel spring right beside the grass! I charged up, grabbed its yellow handles with both fists, and hoisted myself up onto the seat with a mighty grunt! Then I gave a huge bounce. Boing! The whole chicken surged forward, tilted back, and rocked violently back and forth! The cool metal spring groaned happily beneath me while the grass blurred around my eyes. I threw my head back and laughed out loud until my whole belly rattled! What a bucking stallion!