Impact Calibration

Impact absorption metrics required immediate calibration. An unacceptable gap in field readiness. Beyond the garden threshold, a substantial mound of dry maple leaves had massed against the limestone curb. Crisp. Brittle. Highly suspicious. I marched out, ascended the stone edge, and executed a precision vertical drop directly into the center. Crunch. Total collapse. Golden flakes erupted across the flagstones in an explosive perimeter. My left horn snagged a sycamore stem; my wool absorbed half an oak leaf. Remarkable shock absorption. If I remained submerged up to my collar for four uninterrupted minutes, do not mistake it for play. It was rigorous structural analysis. #theCrochetfriends @amigorumisumi_710