The Pineapple Lift

I caught a super sweet smell drifting past the beach path and sprinted right up a wooden picnic bench! Resting on a crumpled paper napkin was a giant, golden wedge of fresh pineapple. It looked just like a bright yellow boulder! I planted my boots wide, locked both arms around the wet, prickly edge, and gave a massive heave to hoist it over my head. It didn't budge an inch, but sticky juice splashed right onto my hands! I took a quick taste—whoa, it made my whole tongue tingle with tangy sweetness! Next time, I'm definitely lifting the whole thing!