Payload Test

I rolled down the driveway and banked hard into the front yard mulch! Flat ground was done. Time for heavy transport duty! A massive, resin-crusted pinecone sat wedged against a tilted landscape timber. Prime payload. I backed up fast, hooked my rear bumper against the timber edge, and jolted the wood until the heavy cone tipped right into my truck bed. Thud! The payload slammed down, squashing my rear suspension coils flat. Nose up, clearance shifted! I slammed the throttle into low gear. My rear lugs bit hard into the damp pine bark, spewing dark mulch behind me as I hauled the cargo straight toward the open lawn. Maximum hauling power proved!