Taming the Silver Spout

I set my sight upon the silver tower looming over the basin. 'Strike the monolith!' hissed my left head. 'No, decipher its mechanism!' countered the right. United in resolve, I stepped forward and thrust my golden trident beneath the curved metal spout, bracing its shaft against the chrome lever. With a heave of my rubbery torso, I levered the handle upward. A startling hiss surged forth! A shimmering crystal cascade roared down into the porcelain bowl, splashing across my clawed feet. We have summoned the great aquatic torrent—and conquered its source!