Leaf Mosh Pit

I busted through the back screen door and charged straight onto the lawn to claim a brand-new arena! Right by the wooden fence, a monstrous pile of dry crimson and golden maple leaves was huddled like an unruly concert crowd. I didn't hesitate for a millisecond. I took a five-pace running start and launched into a full-throttle flying belly flop straight into the center! CRUNCH! The brittle leaves exploded into the air around me like a burst of red sparks, snapping and crackling beneath every kick of my stuffed feet. I thrashed and stomped until the whole mound scattered in triumphant chaos. Total stage dive perfection!