The Giant Green Snake

I marched out past the deck planks straight into uncharted territory! A giant, glossy dark-green beast was coiled tight around a metal wheel in the dirt! No movement? Ha, a sneak attack! I dashed in, swung my club back with both paws, and slammed it down across the thick, rubbery loop. BOING-THUD! It didn't crunch and it didn't ring—it bounced right back, springing a sudden hiss and a tiny spray of cold water droplets right into the air! I leaped back, club raised high, ready for round two!