Rack Acrobatics

Out early for morning air! Trotted down the pavement toward a corner newsstand. Spotted a glossy black wire rack holding glossy magazines outside. Perfect grip potential! Pop! Left hand locked onto the slick painted steel frame. Click, pivot! I swung my hips outward and slapped my right foot suction cup flat against the glossy cover of a thick architecture journal. Pure vacuum seal! The rack gave a tiny metallic wobble, then settled. I locked my knees straight out into a crisp ninety-degree flag pose, watching morning commuters stride by below.