Bench Pressing the Remote

Ain't no days off in my book. I hopped onto the wooden coffee table, eyeing the heavy black TV remote like it owed me rent. Stepped up, slid underneath, and used both hands to bench press that plastic brick for solid reps. Had the rubber volume buttons digging right into my palms, but I kept my form locked in. When I set it down, the screen flicked awake with some loud hip-hop beat blasting through the speakers. That's what I call a power set—getting swoll and setting the vibe all in one move.@kingike