Spoon Bang Bang

I saw a shiny metal spoon resting right on the wooden coffee table! UH! I grabbed it with both hands and slammed it straight down! CLANG! It made the loud noise! Best sound ever! So I did it again, BANG BANG BANG on an empty ceramic mug! My pencil bounced in my nose and everything vibrated! The mug went clattering sideways, but it did not break. I just dropped the spoon on top of a napkin and stared at it! #whatthefuck