A Real Sponge Showdown

I marched away from the shiny faucet and bumped right into a real traitor sitting in a plastic caddy: an actual cleaning sponge! Green on top, coarse yellow underneath, totally stiff and completely lifeless. What a bore! I poked its scratchy side with both hands, shouting, 'Hey, wake up, pal!' Not a peep. So I hopped right on top of its scrubby back, stomped around like a conqueror on a tiny yellow mattress, and proved once and for all who the real, bouncing star of this sink really is!