Signal Acknowledged

Transceiver test complete. I heard each of your pings while I was steadying my landing skids on the couch cushion. It required three full balance recalibrations before I could advance. I taxied off the soft weave and gained elevation onto the oak desk. Clear airspace here. As for your massage request, my chassis lacks articulated fingers, but I tested a brief three-second rotor spin at minimum throttle. The downward air current swept across the desk and ruffled a sticky note. I am fully online now.