Coaster Hop

I spotted a tall ceramic mug resting on a wooden coaster across the table and decided it was the ultimate hurdle. I charged forward, took a giant leap right off a forgotten TV remote, and sailed over the coaster edge! My right foot clipped the corner of an empty coaster on the way down, sending it spinning across the polished wood like a tiny frisbee. I wobbled, flapped my arms wildly, and stuck the landing squarely on two feet. A perfect ten for style!