Tackling the Ramp

I spotted the curved wooden transition strip between the rug and the hardwood hallway. That bevel looked just like a mini launch ramp! I revved my rear wheels right on the fringe, gathered maximum momentum, and bolted. Bam! My front bumper bounced over the ridge with a solid clack, tires spinning fast in the air before gripping the smooth polished wood. Ka-chow! Stuck the landing without a scratch, drifting a sharp arc across the glossy floorboards.