The Studio Helmet

A giant pair of black headphones was resting right on the low ottoman! A sleek curved band with two massive, puffy ear cups! I didn't think twice. I charged forward and shoved my whole head straight between the padded rings! SNAP! The flexible arch squeezed shut! Soft leatherette cushions clamped tight against my cheeks! Whoa. Instant silence! The whole room went totally muffled, like I stepped inside a soundproof recording booth. I stomped my feet—barely a whisper! I leaned back to celebrate, lost my balance, and tumbled tail-first onto the rug. The headphones stayed clamped right onto my head! Ultimate studio gear unlocked!