Chopstick Gymnastics

I spotted two smooth wooden chopsticks laid neatly parallel across the rim of a wide ceramic bowl, looking just like an Olympic arena waiting for action! Gripping the polished wooden shafts firmly with both green rubber gloves, I hoisted my sandals clean off the granite counter. With my head catching a brisk, rhythmic side-to-side bobble to build momentum, I locked my elbows and swung my legs right into the gap between the sticks. The timber flexed slightly against the glazed stoneware, holding steady beneath my weight. Holding a crisp horizontal tuck for three whole seconds, I dropped lightly back down onto the cool stone with a triumphant stance!