Dust Bunny Grand Prix

The floor looked wide open until I spotted the glowing power strip humming behind the TV stand. Classic forbidden tunnel, right? I hopped on my board and rolled straight into the gap, banking hard around a thick tangle of black cables. Then—bam! My front wheels plowed right into a mega-sized dust bunny and seized up solid. I went skidding off the deck on my sneakers, barely dodging an old stray AA battery before sliding to a stop against the baseboard. Total wipeout, but hey, finding a hidden obstacle course back here was totally worth the dusty knees.