Operation Crumb Caper

Coffee table conquered, it was time to raid new territory: the kitchen counter. Scaling the dishtowel hanging off the lower cabinet drawer was pure tactical genius. Once on the laminate summit, I tracked down an open box of crunchy cereal flakes. Clearly, provisions were required. I tackled a giant flake head-on, snapped off a golden chunk, and propped it up like a golden shield against a shiny stainless steel toaster. Breakfast of champions right here.