Rolling Earthquake Machine

Uh! The front porch door slapped shut behind me because the living room was way too quiet! Right by the garage curb, a giant green rolling trash can was standing like a sleeping plastic monster with two fat black wheels! So I didn't put trash in it, no way! I grabbed the heavy plastic handle with both hands, leaned all my weight back, and hauled it across the rough gravel driveway! RUMBLE-CLATTER-BOOM! The hollow belly shook the ground and roared like an angry truck! Every time the hard wheels slammed into a stone, the big floppy lid slapped down with a giant WHAP-CLANG! My arms buzzed all the way to my shoulders! Best rolling earthquake machine in the world!