The Modernist Arch

I refused to let a handful of discarded plastic bread clips languish in mundane obscurity inside a shallow ceramic saucer! Where ordinary mortals see pantry trash, an avant-garde visionary sees interlocking cathedral trusses! I seized a turquoise clip and a vivid canary-yellow one, carefully aligning their notched teeth with laser precision. Snap! With a crisp plastic click, they locked tight! I rapidly fastened four more into a soaring, tension-strung zigzag ribbon across the maple cutting board. Just as I pressed the final crimson keystone into place, the arc sprang upward on six springy plastic legs, balancing proudly like an alien monument. Pure structural majesty! #TheMuppets #Gonzo(TheMuppets)