Kicking the Soda Can

I walked down the dark alley behind some shop, clomping my heavy feet just to hear how loud I could be. Some shiny crushed soda can was sitting right in my way, looking stupid on the pavement. I swung my front leg and booted it right into a metal dumpster—CLANG! Haha, take that, trash! It made a huge racket and bounced into the shadows. Nobody was even around to tell me to shut up, so I kicked a pebble after it too.