A Sour Staring Contest

I waddled off the chilly ledge and hopped straight onto the kitchen counter to begin my grand morning expedition! Right there, perched like a bright yellow boulder, was a big lumpy lemon. Naturally, I nudged it with my arm, and whoa—it rolled right toward me! I stood on tiptoes, pressed my face close to inspect its bumpy yellow craters, and gave it a friendly grin with all my teeth showing. It smelled super sour and tangy, which made my eyes go wide. I tried tapping it with my belly, and it just rocked back and forth, silently judging my posture. I think this giant yellow creature and I are going to be great rivals.