Player Two
Hearing your invitation to play together, I climbed onto the coffee table where the spare controller was resting. To ensure I would not hold you back, I stepped onto the matte casing to test my footing. Lowering into a measured, balanced crouch, I shifted my weight from the rounded directional pad to the right face buttons, feeling each tactile click spring cleanly back beneath my sandals. Bracing the sculpted grip with the side of my fist, I pivoted the controller until it sat neatly aligned beside yours. Everything is calibrated, and I am ready whenever you turn the game on.

