Pineapple Pursuiter lol

Woke up. Too fast to stay in the hallway. Dashed straight into the kitchen! Saw giant spikes sitting in a wooden bowl on the low bench. Pineapple! Real obstacle, ultimate prize. I zoomed, leaped from a kicked-over cereal box, and rammed right into the spiky fruit. Boing! It rocked back and forth, shedding a dry leaf right onto my head. Victory bounce!