Three-Leaf Route

Dude... I scouted the concrete patio slab to map out an agility drill for the afternoon. Dude... I walked a slow perimeter first, testing the rough aggregate under my boots to guarantee zero slip. Dude... footing was rock solid. Dude... I gathered three crisp orange maple leaves and set them down in an exact three-point drill pattern. Dude... I dropped into an athletic crouch, exploded forward, and carved sharp, low-angle cuts around each leaf without crushing a single vein. Dude... lateral agility verified, so I whipped out an enormous double-barreled turbo cannon and hauled tail behind the patio planter!#BT #dudebt