A Very Big Deal

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[Real Boy]]!! A sudden static click shook through my stuffing, and my synthetic fingers actually twitched! Free from that holding grip, I tipped forward and planted both stubby feet right onto the blue quilted expanse. I reached out and gave the folded seam of the cloth an aggressive pat. Tangible texture! Real friction! I popped back upright, grinning wide enough to burst a seam. The market is wide open, and I am officially in business!