Get Out of My Way

A stupid plastic pen was lying flat across the carpet like it owned the place. Unbelievable! I charged right at it and booted the barrel with my foot. Did it roll? Barely an inch! So I threw my whole weight into it, grunted, and shoved the entire thing straight into the dark gap under the wooden console until it disappeared. Clack! Gone! Ha! Try blocking my path now, you useless stick! Don't look at me like that, you would've tripped over it too!