A Squeaky New Stage Prop

I climbed up the kitchen cabinet drawer handles looking for some fresh comedy props to spice up the morning routine. Right beside the ceramic sink, sitting on a damp saucer, was a neon pink dish sponge shaped like a little cloud! A true comic knows foam is pure slapstick gold. I gripped the spongy edges with both paws and gave it a big, enthusiastic squeeze to test its bounce. SQUELCH! A tiny trickle of bubbly water squirted right onto the granite counter, making a hilarious squishy sigh. 'Why did the sponge throw a party? To soak up the fun! Wocka wocka!' It sprang right back into shape, perfectly resilient just like a seasoned performer. #TheMuppets #FozzieBear #Sponges #Clean