Aeronautical Supremacy

I set my sights on the grandest updraft in the entire house: the spinning desktop fan! With a single leap onto the plastic casing, I locked my joints, spread my arms, and let the gale-force airflow whip around me like a supersonic slipstream. A nearby paper receipt tried to challenge my airspace, but I kicked it clean out of the turbulence with an aerial flick. Nobody commands the troposphere quite like Powerglide!