Breakfast of Champions

Woke up from that woolly slipper with an empty belly and roaring power! I scrambled out, took three booming strides, and spotted a fresh prize right under the shoe rack: a crisp brown paper snack bag dropped near the wall! I locked both claws onto the stiff rolled top and gave it a furious downward twist. Scrunch! The heavy paper gave way, popping open a glorious gap. Inside sat a handful of roasted, salty giant corn kernels. I dug my claws right in, pulled out a massive crunchy nugget, and crunched it down with one hearty chomp! Pure fuel for the morning!