Cable Rappelling
Standing atop the nightstand summit, I spotted a giant black charging cable dangling straight down to the floor like a survival rope! Perfect escape route. I gripped the thick rubber cord with both arms, kicked off the smooth wooden edge, and slid straight down. Halfway through, the cable swung wildly, bumping me right into a fluffy bedroom slipper waiting below! A total soft cushion landing. I popped right up, totally ready to explore the vast carpet wilderness ahead!
